GMILF

A Grandmother I would like to Fuck.

In Metalocalypse, Skwisgaar tells an old lady that she is a GMILF.

by Nathan Explosion January 23, 2007

GMILF

An acronym for Grandma I'd Like To Fuck, most common with necrophiliacs.

"Man, she's such a GMILF. Get the shovel"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Gilf hunter

Someone who hunts down (and sleeps with) attractive pensioners, usually for a fee that is arranged.

I am a gilfhunter
We are gilfhunters
This is my gilfhunter
These are my gilfhunter's shoes

by Yes December 14, 2003

GILF

Grandmother
I'd
Like (to)
Fuck

Did you see Jason's grandmother, the hottest GILF east of the Mississippi?

by Danger November 9, 2003

great gilf

Great grandmother I'd like to fuck.

"Bro let's go to the nursing home and lure out great gilfs ;)."

by Scarlet_shadow September 1, 2017

gilflirted

When the skin between the pussy and asshole get worn out and there is just one big hole.

Man, that is one nasty gilflirted bitch

by The CMEN December 31, 2004

GMILF

A Grandmother I'd Like To Fuck

That guys grandmother is a proper GMILF

by Mr Milkhead February 11, 2009