Geri-Jerk

When a male, typically in his 20's or 30's, receives a hand job from an elderly, geriatric male or geriatric female.

Frank went to Walmart and with a little sweet talk, picked up an old lady in the pharmacy department. She accompanied him to his car in the parking lot where she graciously gave Frank a Geri-Jerk before resuming her shopping for adult diapers and fiber pills.

by Eaton Holgoode September 15, 2015

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Geri-Block

To have your path obstructed by a group of geriatrics. Typically happening while shopping or while using public transit, a single senior or a group of pre-corpses can cause issues for movement. There is typically nothing that can be done to remove them. It is recommended to wait in an adjacent area or store until the path is clear. You could excuse yourself, but their feeble eyes and ears are ill-equipped to notice anyone nearby half the time making the effort moot. This can also be used to describe the wasted time used by some old fart while at a cashier or fumbling to get a needed pass or ticket.

Person 1: Hey, what took you so long to get groceries?

Person 2: Seniors day today, whole store was a massive geri-block. Took forever just to get to the back for milk. You do it next time.

by elekin September 25, 2008

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geri-cherry

Menopausal women's vaginal tissue breaks down and weakens, resulting in tearing and bleeding during normal intercourse.

"Dude, I banged my mom's best friend and popped her geri-cherry!"

by FourthStooge November 8, 2015

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Geri-Beth

1a.) a cutey, finds men named Joe, (that play 1987 jbPlayer guitars, and possess a birthmark on inner elbow, born on a naval base and living under same roof) irresitable and loves them to death. Colorful and full of Flair Geri-Beths are rare and can be seen attached to the arm of 'above' mentioned example. Likewise - they can be noted for their hugs,kisses and luvinz to the above mentioned example.

1b.) Beware of exposure to chocolate and/or meat ( beef, steak mostly). This can cause violent reactions with serious repercusions. Removal of beef or chocolate from the eating surface of a GeriBeth may ,...wait.. no , WILL result in immediate medical attention needed for the individual 'stooopit' enough to attempt such a daring act.

1a.) ....." duuuude!, whoa.., look at that cutey Geri-Beth - too bad she is attached to that ' Joe ' over there..... just look at her, holding onto his ankle just dragging along behind him. why do they do that!?"....

1b.) ...." hey Geribeth! whats up... wow that steak looks nice, may i have a b..i.."... <---this person was rushed to the hospital before being able to finish the word 'bite'.

by GerisLoveBug February 3, 2010

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