GALFU

Acronym: Get(ing) a Little Fucked Up

Can be used in past, future, or present tense

What you need to do in situations including but not limited to the below

- While on a date with someone boring or slightly insane
- While you eat an entire box of funfettti cupcakes
- While watching youtube videos about oyster farming
- When celebrating anything
- Before dancing to Beyonce or Rihanna

Past Tense: I was taking the "Are You A Bad Dog Chooser Powerpoint Quiz" and I wasn't sure of the right answers so I had to GALFU for better clarity

Present tense: I'm GALFU right now in honor of your leather pantalones.

Future Tense: Tonight we will listen to Rihanna, order from TG Express and GALFU! While wearing leather pantalones.

by tacosaregreat1 April 2, 2014

galfull

When black Jesus slaps you across the face on a Thursday night at mcdonalds

I watched a galfull go down the other day while eating 3 pounds of pork as I admired a homosexual devowering McNuggets

by Fritz Coldcocken June 22, 2017

galfredo sauce

The cum of a woman with a penis, especially in the context of swallowing

I hooked up with this hot transfemme last night and ended up swallowing her galfredo sauce!

by KormitTheeFrOog November 29, 2021

Galfred

A word for if you don’t have a better word, but it’s not actually a word

Susan: Galfred is not a word, Samantha. It won’t be in a dictionary

by Edgeless_square April 13, 2022

galfspole

racial slur towards darker people, it means monkey

The black monkey is a galfspole

by meow inc. June 2, 2022

GALFDDD

when something is making you feel really glad

“I’m rlll galfddd that my beautiful wonderful girlfriend, Ava, likes the rice krispys i made her!!:)”

by 1hater August 6, 2023

GALFDDD

When your really half someone likes something.

“I’m rlly galfddd my beautiful wonderful girlfriend, ava, likes the rice krispys i made her!! :)”

by 1hater August 6, 2023