futt lover

someone who chooses to love a unique breed of person who lacks emotional response to difficult situations other than saying tough--however in their head associates the word with the common north american text slang variant: tuff.

“dude who’s that beautiful girl?”
“stay away…that’s a futt lover.”

by justanotherfuttlover1822 July 14, 2022

Nukkin Futts

A clean and appropriate version of the phrase, "Fucking Nuts"

Boy 1: Why aren't you speaking to mandy?
Boy 2: are you kidding me? She's nukkin futts! She too crazy!

by Falcongrl89 December 31, 2011

futt butt

bastardized verison of the insult "fuck butt"

i cant believe you've done that, you.. you.. futt butt!

by stereohigh21 July 12, 2009

nuckin futts

the pg version of fuckin nutts, appropriate for all ages to use to describe other nouns and events.

Tommy is nuckin futts, hes about to punch joe.

by Jordan I. Coates August 28, 2016

futt-bugly

verbal shorthand for "fucking butt-ugly"

That girl is futt-bugly

by cozmo67 November 15, 2011

Futt Bucker

a man who has sex anally with women, derived from the term "butt fucker" which applies to homosexual men, a "futt bucker" is a heterosexual man who likes to stick it in women's back door.

I need a girl who will let me have anal sex with her because I am a "futt bucker".

by Stubb Rock May 4, 2004

Buckin Futts

A family friendly curse words that could scare your parents. Fuckin butts but different

"Buckin Futts"
" what happened"
"i missed an epic 360 no scope in fortnite"

by Daddiboi27 December 18, 2018