funitzo

the most dopatronic, schitzo elf you'll ever meet. has very bad foot funk he sells on the street, puts the kids in a trance.

You pulled a funitzo, those kids are shakin' it!

by natabelle July 1, 2005

funito

Refers to the term fun. Experiencing more fun either in Texas with people with hispanic decent or having more fun. Using "ito" refers to something smaller in the Spanish language. Used here means the opposite, more fun. Slang term. Also, to enphasize the word use spanish words like muy, mucho, etc.

You should have come to the bar last night, it was muy funito!

by Blair Pentecost September 7, 2006

Furniturd

Furniturd n. , (pl. , furniturd). A useless piece of furniture (junk) that one plans on eventually dumping on a sidewalk, or leaving at a Goodwill donation drop-box.

"Oh no you don't! You are not leaving that piece of furniturd in the house."

This bookcase is missing at least two shelves and the drawer in that desk has collapsed. Time to take this furniturd to the dump.

by toast_melba August 27, 2011

Furniture Disease

When your chest drops into your drawers.

That old lady over there must have let her girls hang back in the day cuz she got furniture disease now.

by Burnerjack August 1, 2016

Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More

A fictional retail store, located in New Bedford, Massachusetts. Featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.

I’m heading to Dikkirtz Furniture Tech And More to see if Kyles got any Caca-Fakkas left in stock.

by Ginger Snappah Head July 11, 2022

gun furniture

The term gun furniture is used more often for AR-type weapons but also to a lesser extent other rifles and handguns this term refers parts which affect the way the firearm is held and supported. The pistol grip, stock, and handguard are all considered part of the furniture. This does not include accessories like scopes, lights etc.

I made some upgrades to my AR-15 with some new gun furniture; I'm a fan of the wood so I got some nice custom matching rosewood furniture.

by J_Han February 20, 2018

Futnut

1. A severe mentally instable individual

2. A homicidal psychotic

3. Describing any event or action as very crazy or extremely insane

4. Saying "fucking nut" with emotional outburst or humorous purpose

5. The sexual act between 2 nuts or more.

You gotta be futnut if you wanna jump off the cliff!!!

He's a real futnut, watch out or he'll kill you!

Standing naked on top of Washington Moument is definitely futnut!

by Troy T October 13, 2005