melissa fumero

umm... maybe like the cutest human being ever?

melissa fumero starred in:
driverx
brooklyn nine-nine
the house that jack built
i hope they serve beer in hell
one life to live

by ihopetj February 1, 2019

blow a fuse

Lose your temper

Hey bro, don't blow a fuse!

by Rvnger September 18, 2016

Texas Funeral

Sedating someone and then burying them alive in a casket about 6 feet under.

See "Kill Bill Vol. 2" for a perfect example.

by Kyle September 7, 2004

Fauser

Last name of Ultra-Superior beings.

My god I wish I was a Fauser. Fauser's are the best and hottest people ever.

by Ultra Superior Being June 12, 2010

Fasered

To Taser a girl while you are fucking her.

Last night that bitch was so drunk I fasered her! ...you know, a taser fuck!

by p22 December 15, 2010

fustering

to incite arguments by incessant badgering and passive aggressive behavior.

people found his constant fustering of others tiresome and childish

by jack_hammer December 7, 2015

Detroit Funeral

A detroit funeral is very similar to a viking funeral only the victim is alive when it starts. They are then set ablaze and left to smolder on the asphalt

I told the motherfucker next time I saw him he'd be getting a detroit funeral.

by redwings8 November 4, 2009