fupdate

A word we use all the time where I work. It's when a software company releases an update to the program that introduces more bugs than it fixed. It is, of course, a contraction of "fucked up" and "update".

Chris: You get that buggy software doing what you want yet?

Madmann: No, they sent me a fupdate. I'm about a week behind where I was yesterday....

by Madmann October 14, 2005

funpidity

Having fun in a stupid way

Skydiving is Funpidity.

by AP34 January 31, 2015

fuped

Short version for fucked up. Pronounced fapd.

Oh man i was so fuped last night I don't remember a thing.

This is all fuped. Redo it.

by Scootser April 6, 2008

Fumidity

The hot steamy smelly atmosphere after you have taken a dump and then got into the shower.

I couldn't tell if my roommate had crapped in the shower or before, but the fumidity was funking up the whole apartment

by Kalamazoot March 16, 2009

FUVID

When you are so livid and fuming, and you are just about to lose your shit all over the floor...and just before you flip your lid, the word merge in the ultimate expression of anger.....

"you're trousers fell off...i am totally FUVID with you"

by Chrissylyn June 16, 2013

Fapidextrous

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.

i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous

by Greenskulls September 5, 2011

furidicules

When things are f**king ridicules...Its like watching clowns on fire, funny but yet tragic

Example 1

Guy 1: I saw a midget riding a tiger, he was juggling chain saws and the tiger was jumping through flaming rings of death.

Guy 2: Thats Furidicules

Example 2

This is the 5th time i have done this ridicules report, it is getting furidicules.

by Cotton5817 August 21, 2009