The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.
by hunterloveslexitomato November 4, 2018
Get the Funtsmug. If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".
She is such a stupid "Funt".
by Babybear;) March 7, 2019
Get the Funtmug. by harambeisdead March 6, 2017
Get the funtmug. Fucking Cunt.
When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.
by GoldenMom November 23, 2020
Get the Funtmug. When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.
Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”
by Coolditch July 18, 2020
Get the Funtmug. You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"
by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017
Get the Funtingmug. 