funt

A funt is the abbreviated form of the phrase "fat cunt". It is used in hostile situations and is a dense, multi-faceted , gender-neutral and highly effective insult. Men can be funts; women too. It shocks the recipient into pitiful self-recognition and can injure them psychically, making it a sort of delicious "tactical nuke" favored by the truly verbally brutal looking to land that knock-out blow.

Listen, ya FUNT. You've never had a pretty day in your life, you've shit several pups and now you want to start World War Three with the store manager because they stopped selling your favorite baked goods. Maybe you should just leave and walk home, getting those bulbous labia some badly needed exercise!! ...Oh shit, I thought you were a lady , Mister President !

by joedaprogramma December 27, 2018

Funt

If you ever want to call someone a mean name but don't want to get in trouble in front of adult call them a Funt.
Witch is a acronym for "Fucking Cunt".

She is such a stupid "Funt".

by Babybear;) March 7, 2019

Funt

When a lady does a fart from a seated position and it rolls forwards between the legs, before releasing itself in the vaginal area. The word derives from an amalgamation of ‘front/fart’ and ‘cunt’, where it eventually escapes. A funt is not a pleasurable experience.
A funt may also occasionally be referred to as a vunt, in reference to the vagina.

Gary: “ah mate, did you hear about what Karen for up to last night?”
James: “no, what?”
Gary: “she did a proper naughty funt”
James: “ew gross, what a slag”

by Coolditch July 19, 2020

Funt

Funt means fucking cunt. A funt is 3 step down from fucking cunt whore slut being #1 fucking cunt whore being #2 funt #3.

Him/her is a stupid fucking funt bitch. I wish she would stop being a funt all of the time.

by Larcol76 November 20, 2022

funt

A funt is short for "fucking" and "cunt"

Oi you funt get the fuck away from my bush

Fuck khyle is being a funt

by harambeisdead March 7, 2017

Funts

The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.

Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.

by hunterloveslexitomato November 5, 2018

Funt

Fucking Cunt.

When you're out in public and resist the urge to call your son-in-law a fucking cunt in front of the children.

You need to grow up and stop being such a funt.

by GoldenMom November 24, 2020