Funkle

An old black uncle who always listens to funk music and has gerry curls. His dog's name is usually something like Bootsy, or Dr. Funkenstein but he may have an iguana instead named Ralph or Gerald. He owns one shirt.

Funkle Marcus can we have ice cream?

Shut yo damn mouth for five minutes and maybe Funkle Marcus will get yo ass a ice cream.

OK.

by Holla@yomayor June 25, 2016

cong funkle

An Oldperson's Expression For Being Confused About The 21st Century.
To Be Not In The Knowledge Of Something.

The Kids These Days, I Tell You... Its A cong Funkle
Im Cong Funkled, What Did She Just Say?
What A Bother! Thats Just Cong Funkled Me Right Up!

by The Muteress and The Mutelator February 22, 2005

funkle

To befuddle or confuse.

That geometry test funkled me.

by yonoid October 11, 2004

Anal Funkmeyer

A name similar to an asshole that you can call your friends.

Dude you’re such a fucking anal funkmeyer.

by Gibster_23 March 28, 2023

Funkle

Funkle is a combination of the word "fun" and "Cool" giving it a similar meaning to "Awesome" or "Radical"

That game is Funkle!

by MR-Master February 21, 2014

Fuckley

A fucking gayass, homosexual, faggot that lives in Basking Ridge. Characteristics of a Fuckley would be the following:

1) severe homosexuality
2) no penis
3) herpes-infested vagina
4) extreme state of annoyingness
5) high pitched voice
6) tight clothes, especially pants
7) lack of manliness
8) nerdiness
9) long, extended speeches that last from 10-948240849204 minutes but have absolutely no point whatsoever
10) love for george w. bush

Fuckley should fucking fall off a building and die.

by KLU March 1, 2005

funkle

Used to describe a moist, or wet, fart

"Man did you eat any of those fudge brownies last night?"

"Yeah, they gave me a crazy funkle this morning"

by Michael Zarate January 18, 2008