fungalate

fungalate basically means to have three dots in a triangular shape drawn on your arm.

"Hey, Jim, Wanna fungalate with me?"
"WTF?"
"Oh don't worry. Me and Bill have already fungalated. It doesn't hurt."
"Okay."

by Katrina n Georgie November 8, 2006

Fungasmic

1 So fun it's orgasmic

2 something that causes a Fungasm

3 something So batshit awesome the seismic waves sent out by your reactional climax starts earthquakes in Manchuria, killing thousands and precipitating the 3rd world war. Shunned by your friends and rejected by your children, you fall into a deep depression, eventually committing suicide at the tender age of 35.

A: That party was crazy!

B: No s**t man, it was f**king Fungasmic!

C: Hey guys, did you hear what just happened in Manchuria?

by Bu2 January 12, 2011

fungal wood

A stinky penis

“Man your penis is stinky Logan!” “Yeah I know I got fungal wood

by Lil daddio9 December 16, 2017

fungitarian

-someone who eats only fungus

-a great way to one-up all of the vegetarians and vegans, ending their preachy holier-than-thou attitudes about food

Tom:"I'm a vegan. I won't eat anything that can feel pain."

Dick: "Why do you hate vegetables so much? I'm a fungitarian: for breakfast I had a cremini and shiitake smoothie."

by monsterwurm May 28, 2010

funfair

"Fucking unfair". First used in Spongebob on the episode 'Squid on Strike'

"Krusty Krab funfair! Mr. Krabs is in there! Standing at the concession! Plotting his oppression!"

by Squiddey March 12, 2020

fungina

a girl who is praticularly good at having sex.

I can tell by looking at her she is most deffinetly a fungina.

by george January 20, 2005

Fungzilla

The Fungzilla occurs during extreme intoxication. It involves vomiting profusely while barrelling through an aquaintances' residence, leaving a path of destruction resembling Godzilla in Tokyo. The culmination involves dropping a Hiroshima-like fecal bomb.

Did you see the "Fungzilla" buddy pulled last night I think we're gonna need a steam cleaner.

by Will Hiver February 5, 2010