When you go for a fap and you experience deja vu, you have experienced fifth dimension fondling. It is when your fifth dimension counterpart has had his daily fap before you got around to it.
I went for a fap earlier today, but I think there was some fifth dimension fondling before that cause I felt like it was my second fap of the day, but it really was just my first.
by thedaqngleangler February 18, 2015
Get the Fifth dimension fondling mug.A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.
“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”
by Bay Boy and Corn Ho April 29, 2009
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In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.
To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)
In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.
It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.
To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)
In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.
It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.
"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"
"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."
"What?"
"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."
Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.
"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."
"What?"
"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."
Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.
by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008
Get the Fondling Horklumps mug.Marcy was scrolling the internet and came across a news item about Trump being in-debt to Saudi Arabia, which showed a pic of TFG holding a glowing ball. She called to her roommate, Diane, to come over. "Di, WTF? that looks like a seance!" and Di replied, "no, hon. that's Orb Fondling." they both laughed and went to lunch.
by Uncle Joosie April 6, 2022
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Get the fufu fondling mug.one who loves fondling or felling while crying on a overstuffed penis which was not circumcised nor washed ever also loves to slap them self with the cock until there whole face looks like a mushroom field
man that girl last night was a FondlingLicker wow it felt good wait you mean urs wasn't ever washed yep sweet.
by bob owns August 30, 2011
Get the FondlingLicker mug.1;When you "fondle" with someones crotch area.
2;Putting your hand down someones pants and feeling up their privates.
Can also mean when you give someone a handjob, or gentle stroking of the vagina
2;Putting your hand down someones pants and feeling up their privates.
Can also mean when you give someone a handjob, or gentle stroking of the vagina
"Oh hey, I heard Richie M did some crotch fondling with Megan after they got really drunk last night"
by Godlypronouns December 24, 2009
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