fundie

1) Abbreviation of "fundamentalist";

2) Often a sola scriptura non-denominational born-again Christian;

3) Self-proclaimed "Jesus Freak" who spouts half-understood scripture at the drop of a hat;

4) General term for any teenage/preteen "pop" Christian who shows an extraordinary lack of tolerance/understanding for other religions (including any other denomination of Christianity);

there is a hell and anyone who doesnt accept Jesus as there personal savor is going there!!!!11! i'll pray 4 u!!!1!!!

Fundie idjit.

by Gricer August 16, 2003

Fondick

When a male dips his penis in a fondue pot of chocolate (or any other melted food of choice) and the girl has the pleasure of eating it off. This phallical delicacy is one of the finest in the world.

He did a fondick for me! It was delicious!

by Grant Norris (GNJ) August 12, 2006

Fundiemail

Hate mail from fundies telling you that you will be going to hell when you die and that they pray that you die soon

Today i got some fundiemail with "You ATHIEST SCUM when you die you will burn in HELL"

by 2xtreem4u July 17, 2009

fendick

A last name for a irish person. The person is usually 4'9 to 5'3, blonde hair, crazy dad who other kids generally laugh at, a beast a baseball, low key has 1 day relationships and sleepovers with other girls.

Lmao ryan fendick is gay

by 🐏 July 12, 2017

fundie

A person, usually heavily right-winged christian, who tries to force his religion and ideas down other people's throats. Impossible to argue with, because they always use the bible as proof that they are right. Try to censor everything. When anyone tries to stop them, they claim they are being oppressed, and the "opressor" is a liberal activist who is against people of faith. Takes the bible waaaaay too literally. Laughs whenever they are beaten in a debate, stating cockily, "Well, I win 'cause you're going to hell."

If you are a fundie, you are probably not reading this website.

by Davis 51 May 18, 2005

fundio

FUNDIO - (additive) It comes from a Mexican origin and means many things. But primarily means very smelly asshole.
However, can be used when describing a fowl poo-nan.

Dame that vato over there smells like a crusty fundio!

by Patty Gillespie August 21, 2006

fundie

A term used to describe fundamentalist "Christians" that believe in a literal interpretation of the Bible. These people have no concept of the cultural, historical and allegorical complexities present in the Bible. Fundies tend to be "sheeple" that repeat the ignorant rhetoric of their intolerant and improperly educated pastor. Some of their hallmark behaviors are taking Bible quotes out of context, and harassing people by asking them whether or not they have been saved. Not too polite about such things.

The fundie was befuddled by the allegories in the Book of Genesis, so he took the Creation Story literally.

by cpm1121 December 17, 2008