Acronym of "Fucked-Up Man"
For use when:
a) Girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait... WTF?)
b) Caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket.
c) When you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old.
... or whenever you get fucked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)
For use when:
a) Girlfriend dumps you for cheating with her cat. (wait... WTF?)
b) Caught stealing (free) unattended samples at the supermarket.
c) When you drink toilet water soup, made by your 4-year old.
... or whenever you get fucked (at school, while driving, on the mattress, etc.)
by timmyaung July 21, 2010
Get the Fummug. The act of being fummy. To bludge. What one does at work after Friday's pub-lunch. Doing bugger all and dragging everyone else down with you.
Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
Another, less common, form of fumming involves sitting next to a colleague while he is on the phone to a customer and scrawling all over his notepad whilst giggling. The notepad should end up containing a crude caricature of the colleague's sister with the words, "Please wear pants to my party" in a speech bubble. This slightly more obscure form of fumming can often be the most effective as both parties usually end up imploding in a fit of giggles.
The Letter M: "So, Soulless Ginge, what have you done today?"
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
Soulless Ginge: "Nothing mate. I've been fumming all day today."
The Letter M: "Okay. Let's sit around with Angry Italian and make knob jokes."
by The Letter M July 28, 2008
Get the fummingmug. When a male reaches orgasm and begins to ejackulate into their mate. Suddenly a uncontrollable release of gas from the anus is released with each ejackulate squirt.
by Nathanvancity March 4, 2014
Get the Fummug. A fum is a fat ugly midget, it’s someone who is annoying or being annoying and is commonly used as an insult
Hey stop being such a fum
“OMG isabella and taryn are such fums”
‘Yeah I know right, they’re such fat ugly midgets’
“OMG isabella and taryn are such fums”
‘Yeah I know right, they’re such fat ugly midgets’
by Trinitystant August 31, 2020
Get the FUMmug. Pre-Cum, a fluid that is discharged from a penis when it's aroused and usually occurs right before ejaculation.
Is the fum coming out of your dick?
by NotSamC December 4, 2021
Get the Fummug. by Vengermaximus August 8, 2011
Get the Fummug. A fum is a musical instrument,consisting of a rubber band stretched across a cat's ass,and played with one's tongue.
by evilstevil August 5, 2009
Get the fummug.