Fum

Fum a word to call somebody an idiot-by my mother

person A:help me hide the body

person B:omg not another one your such a fum

by POGESTOFCHAMPS August 30, 2021

Fum

A word to describe something thats fluffyness is so intense, you can feel it just by looking. Can be used to describe absolutely anything.

1. Douche Bag: Dude.. you're friggin fat.

Innocent Awesome Person: I'm not fat, I'm FUM!

2. Charles: Dude! I just saw the fumest walrus EVER!

Bert: Oh did your mom walk by?

Charles: No. Yours did.

3. Trixy: O mah gaw! My vest is sooo fluffy!

Alex: .... Your vocabulary sucks. The word's fum. Tard.

by ThePwnTurkey October 13, 2010

Fum, Fum, Fum

1.The title of a spanish song.
2. A slang term for sex

Tom and Ann when to go Fum, Fum, Fum

by Sollymander123 December 18, 2008

fum fum

1) brain damage

2) wouldn't you like to know

"damn, your cat fum fum, or something?"

by fum fum October 8, 2023

Fumming

The simultaneous occurrence of flatulence and ejaculation. Particularly common among the elderly who have weak bowel and penile control.

Jenny: Mom! Grandpa is fumming all over the place again!

Karen: Well, grab some towels and start cleaning him up!

Jenny: Ewwwww! I don’t wanna clean up grandpa’s nasty fum! It stinks!

Karen: Shut the fuck up and clean your grandpa’s fum or you’re grounded!

by Hammer of Jesus March 2, 2020

fum

the type of female that acts like they are better than other girls but are just a dumb cunt and is a hoor

have you seen sharkisha, she's a fum

by hot_but_at_hot October 24, 2019

Fumming

The act of farting and having semen come out because the person had just had anal sex.

After the anal sex scene, the actress ate some beans and started fumming to clean out her asshole.

by Luke the Snook June 12, 2011