Flabbergas

The flatulence produced when one is surprised.

Johnny's flabbergas was instantly heard when he found out his girlfriend was pregnant.

by TheAnswerer April 21, 2015

flabab

flabby abdominals, usually present in overweight and obese persons

man, Big-T has gotta lose those flababs, i think he's gona get liver cancer

by jack51 August 7, 2005

FLAB MAGGOT

A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.

Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.

by Mudknuckle Circus November 6, 2013

Flab Shadow

When overweight people have excess skin AKA "flab" it casts a shadow when it is sunny out. This "flab shadow" usually prevents sunburn to the area inside the flab shadow.

Woah! Ronny is burned all over except where his flab shadow was!

by I am in the KGB August 8, 2014

flabas

man boobs (moobs) that jiggle all around when you run

Fred's flabas are really grossing me out.

by Word Master of Word Making November 2, 2009

flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008

Flabbergabberhooberstabber

A fat dude that goes around killing people because he doesn't get the type of food he wants. He will come and kill you if you get too close to him. Stay out of reach. He runs very very slow.

Damn, is that the Flabbergabberhooberstabber? Lol he is so fat can't even move shit.

by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020