Fucktard Dumbass

Someone who has screwed up so many times that they earn the title of a fucktard AND a dumbass. It's usually used on Ex's (mostly boyfriends) that fuck up big time and continuously lie to get try and get out of trouble, but end up in deeper shit.

"my ex boyfriend is such a fucktard dumbass! he lied about his parents not wanting us to be together!"

by Random girl May 25, 2012

Fucktardette

Female version of a fucktard.

Your belly button is not your b-hole, you fucktardette

by Weedfurnace January 31, 2022

Fucktality

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.

I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.

by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

Fucktangular

When a situation, usually romantic or family, is messy, grueling, and complicated in multiple unpleasant and difficult ways. Also ultrafucktangular, megafucktangular.

That dinner with my girlfriend and her family was 8 ways Fucktangular ... it's going to take me months to recover

by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 3, 2020

fucktard Biden

The 46th POTUS.

Gee, Mitt, that Fucktard Biden is a real douche nozzle!

by Maga! January 22, 2021

fucktard contest

An alternative, and very cynical, name for election day.

I'm going down to the polls on Tuesday to vote in the fucktard contest.

by Led Zeppole November 8, 2003

Fucktard Stink Box

Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.

The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.

by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010