fucklet

A child who is conceived through a good fucking as opposed to an act of love. Often used after the word bastard to strengthen it - bastard fucklet - , thereby implying the child was not only conceived out of wedlock, but also from a loveless screwing - a good fucking.

Could just be a simple insult that a joe six-pack might shout at his child:

Go get me another beer, you little fucklet.

If that same child scratched his father's Pontiac Firebird.

You scratched my Firebird - I'm going to kill you, you little bastard fucklet.

or, it could be used as defined

Johnny's mama was picked up at a bar and, they screwed so hard the condom broke. Looks like Johnny is a little fucklet.

by Big Jim Powell February 10, 2009

fucklehead

Lit., "fucking knucklehead" Usually reserved for someone who stubbornly adheres to false principles or consistently acts irresponsibly; generally, an idiot.

"She hates your guts, you fucklehead! Quit calling her!"

by Darhug April 9, 2009

Fukken saved

An exclamation that is said when you find something relevant to your interest and decide that it is of unprecedented importance to save it.

Anon1: CP dump!!!

Anon2: FUKKEN SAVED!

by MugenXS April 16, 2009

Star Fukker

A person who consciously aims to have sex with celebrities and then brags about it to their friends or the press to bolster or boost their ego or social status. It's also a word that will pass through any e-mail marshall a corporate business may have.

Person A "I just had sex with Brad Pitt. He's so good in bed."
Person B "You know what...you're such a Star Fukker"

by Simon Daniele September 3, 2005

funkle wits

A piece of shit douchebag.

He is always messing up...what a funkle wits.

by Justjme August 4, 2017

Fucklematter

Fucklematter is a girls poop after she had anal sex and some of the mans sperm was still inside her.Thus the sperm entered the poop making it alive and producing a poop that really wants to have sex. Fucklematter will sit in your toilet until your are asleep after it knows you are asleep the Fucklematter will crawl into your genitals, and impregnate you, If you are a guy the Fuckle matter with suck your dick until you ejaculate making the Fucklematter bigger and able to fuck more people

last night my girlfriends Fucklematter had sex with me then it fucked our neighbors.

by big hotdog in bun guy December 23, 2019

Sibling Fucklery

Siblings that fuck each other. Brothers on Sisters, Sisters on Sisters, Brothers on Brothers, Brothers on Brothers while their Uncle watches from the closet.

Setting: Father of 2 daughters at bar with a friend.
Father: “I walked in to my oldest daughters room Late last night to borrow her iPad & witnessed both of my daughters in bed in the ‘69’ position. WTF???
Friend: “Sounds like you’ve got a case of ‘Sibling Fucklery’

by Litcunt February 4, 2020