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fumblefucked

1. The act of a football video game deliberately cheating by having your team fumble the ball at a critical point or at the moment you are about to break a record.
"Remember when Michael was just about to break the all time record of rushing yards in a game when the game fumblefucked him."

"Just when I was taking the ball in from the 1-yard line to win the National Championship, the computer fumblefucked me."
by Todd and Michael December 9, 2008
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mugglefucked

When person with great expertise in a subject matter is screwed over, hurt, or caused great frustration by a person with less experience or ability in the same subject matter.
Joe was just mugglefucked by Stephanie! She has no idea what she's doing, she's such a mugglefucker!
by iosnerd July 26, 2017
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fuddlefucked

To fuck an entire group of clueless retards, while they still debate what to do next.
I came in the room and fuddlefucked everything. Whilst the group looked on in disarray.

German fuddlefick the emissions on my VW
by Garage Slanger September 18, 2019
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Jugglefuck

The act of using three vibrator toys at once, one in the mouth, one in the ass and the other in the pussy.
Marilyn: so I jugglefucked myself last night
by Skream July 31, 2022
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Fudgefucker

A homosexual man who likes to do anal sex
Jordan’s definitely a fudgefucker
by Darrickdick June 26, 2024
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Gugglefuck

When the desire to fuck is so extreme that everything you say/do is rendered useless and you end up making a complete utter fool out of yourself. You're so stupidly horny you've turned into a dumbass, or in this case, a gugglefuck.

Gugglefucking makes you go beyond the usual high levels of awkward corniness one may encounter, entering a new state of pathetic cuck territory.
"Alex turned into a complete gugglefuck once the thick Latinas came into the room."

"Once my nanny showed up to the BBQ all the married men around would not stop gugglefucking the rest of the night. So embarrassing."

"I can't believe you said that out loud, you totally blew all your chances with her. You gotta stop acting like such a gugglefuck man."
by ferngang420 December 10, 2024
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Fugglecocking

In a process where you do not wash under your foreskin for a prolonged time and let the "foreskin cheese" collect into a small brick of cheese. Used as food and/or decoration. The brick of "cheese" is called fugglecock.
Hey Grandma, Kathy can I try fugglecocking with you?
by gl1tchi3_ February 4, 2025
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