faffalanche

Portmanteau of the words faff and avalanche.

Generally used to describe a situation where one persons faffing causes a series of faffs from several people, usually resulting in delay.

These faffs would most likely have not occured were it not for the initial faffer, therefore they have caused a faffalanche.

Example 1: Group of people just about ready to leave the house.

Person 1: "Taxi's here!"
Person 2: "Oh, hang on, im going to change my shirt"
Person 3: "I might change mine if you are"
Person 4: "Im going to use the toilet while you do that"
Person 5: "Im going to grab another beer then"

A faffalanche has been caused.

Example 2:

Person 2: "I might change my shirt"
Person 1: "Don't, the taxi's here and you'll cause a faffalanche"

A faffalanche has been prevented.

by Phil Hendrick October 25, 2007

fluffaluffagus

This is an elusive type of endangered never-before-seen large snow animal that thrives at higher elevations. Your most likely to encounter one of these beasts directly after or during a period of heavy snowfall, as they seem to be more abundant on powder days. Potentially dangerous and unpredictable, yet a select few spend countless hours in pursuit these animals. Not to be confused with its prairie dwelling cousin the snuffaluffagus.

Dude! On that last run I almost pulled the tail of a fluffaluffagus but it evaded me! There's a large herd of fluffaluffagi roaming the hill today.

by alldayy December 16, 2009

Funfabulous

When somthing is fun and fabulous at the same time.

Trace had a funfabulous time at the party!
I hope you had a funfabulous time!
That party wasn't so funfabulous.

by Trace Boyd December 17, 2008

furfaggot

Slang for a furry, a relatively new species of neckbeard that believe they're neon blue mammals and jerk off to crude deviantart profiles including said mammals. Some furfaggots dress up as a mammal and fuck eachother, looking like a bunch of sweaty Disney characters gone wrong. Some furfaggots like to hang tails from their buttcrack to identify eachother. Some furfaggots buy dildos molded after animal dongs to use on themselves/eachother. Most furfaggots clump together on cancerous sites such as furaffinity or deviantart and spam MS paint equivalent drawings involving animal penises.

~~On an internet forum~~

John: "YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFFYIFF YIFF YIFF"

Jane: "I think you might be a cancerous furfaggot."

by pooperhunter69 June 25, 2014

fudface

When ones face resembles that of a vagina

Your letting off a right fish stench fudface

by Ross, Rory and kinda andrew May 19, 2008

Fluffalicious

An expression of delight from a cupcake of extreme delicacy with a soft, warm, and fluffy feel and delicous taste.

A combination of the words "fluffy" and "delicious".

That cupcake was FLUFFALICIOUS!
Can I get a Fluffalicious cupcake?

by KBotFIC December 12, 2010

faffalo

A spin off the world faf, which means fuck ass fail. Used to describe people who are terrible at doing something, or people who are just plain stupid. Like, you shun them, stupid. FAF can also mean fat as fuck, or fat ass fool.

Sounds like the word buffalo.

When you hear the song buffalo soldier by Bob Marley, you can sing the words as
"Faffalo (_insert name here_), fuck ass failure, faffalo (name), is the (queen/king) of the faffalos."

"OMG that girl Yagzel thinks she's got the stuff since she's a lesbian anorexic. She's such a faffalo!"

"Omg our teacher Ms. Sternandez is such a faffalo!"

"Nicki Finaj is such a faffalo! She definitely got a boob job!"

by slyslyde August 1, 2013