fudgeduck

another word for poop, turd, crap, shit

I'm about to take this fudgeduck for a swim in the pond.

by troyklapperich February 1, 2017

Fudgepacker Paradox

This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.

"Gay men get all the women. Everyone knows this. It's called the Fudgepacker Paradox."

by GingerBeer June 17, 2012

fudgepack

The act or form of clogging ass through vicious assramming.

After the circlejerk, Zach fudgepacked Nolan.

by Owen Williamson & Dominic La Rondie June 25, 2005

fudgemonkey

Synonym for : Crap, Shit, hell, a person ect.

1. What the fudgemonkey?!

2. Oh fudgemonkeys!

3. Damn that fudge monkey!!

by Nick s. April 3, 2004

cocktastic fudgemonkey

Lover of the cock that not only gives, but also takes it in the butt.

Alex Endo is a prime example of the cocktastic fudgemonkey - constantly asing friends for prison-bitch-style anal sex sessions

by Rob Gwynn-Jones June 26, 2003

fudgepack

One who likes to fuck another in the ass and packs their shit

Justin D. Robinson is a fudgepack

by Matt Nolting April 28, 2005

fudgepacking

What somebody might call, "packing" for a move when they're forced to move frequently.

{From the side of a MeHaul moving box}:

ME-HAUL BOXES ARE SPECIFICALLY SIZED TO MAKE FUDGEPACKING
AND UNLOADING HARDER FOR THE DON'T-IT-YOURSELF F46607.

by Telephony July 3, 2014