Imperial Fuckton

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.

MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.

by MatthewTay November 9, 2007

fucktometer

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

by spicykal May 8, 2009

fucktober

The 10th month of the calendar year, when all the fckboys come out to play before the sluttiest holiday of the year otherwise known as Halloween. October 31st marks the peak night of Fucktober aka All Fuckboys Eve.

"Why are all these guys booty calling me lately? I haven't talked to them in months."
"Wait, it's October 1st. Fucktober is upon us."

by biancathebeamer December 27, 2015

Fucktory

A woman with five children aged 9 months apart.

I'm not surprised she's pregnant so soon. She's practically a fucktory!

by Urban_hipster June 12, 2017

fuckwod

someone who is basically a total, pure, piece of shit

Toms proved by simply living his life that he was a total fuckwod.

by shit0306 September 9, 2006

fuckton

1: n. A very large amount. 2: Very heavy unit of measure. 3: A futon sofa that is used for sexual purposes.

Syn: assload, fuckload, shitload, shitton, beaucoup

Ant: jack shit

1. I can't go clubbing tonight, I have a fuckton of work on my puter.

2. Yo dude, that bitch gotta be sportin 17 fucktons.

3. Hey homey, you don't wanna plant your ass there. There's a shitload of Santorum on the fuckton.

by Marc December 11, 2003

fucktorize

The way my Pre-Calc teacher pronounces "factorize."

Factorize pronounced with a Spanish accent.

Mr. Otero said to the class: "Just fucktorize these walyous (values) and you get a peeksa.

by DocGerbil September 25, 2010