Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

Fuckamaloo

A word that is yelled out in public for humor.

Man: PENIS! VAGINA! EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!
Man 2: Stop with all that fuckamaloo.

by shanonanonxleigh April 18, 2009

Fuckmotherfuck

A random joining of 'fuck', 'mother' and 'motherfucker', displaying the somewhat flustered behavior of a swearing individual. Used under duress.

-Joe bangs his leg on the desk-.

Joe: fuckmotherfuck!

by Raidenx348 June 2, 2009

fuckmas

What Disney and all other "child" orientated businesses are doing to us at Christmas. Wishing us a 'Merry Fuckmas, you've just paid us £40 for a piece of shit, you stupid fucking moron. You keep this economy going and you buy our crap?'

At Eurodisney
DAD: Go say hi to Mickey son,
SON: Okay Dad. Hiya Mickey, we thought you were great in Steamboat Willy
MICKEY MOUSE COSTUME MAN:Fuck you kid, give me your watch, cash and toys. (punches kid in face and signs Dad's car in own feaces.) Merry Fuckmas assholes.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 29, 2008

FUCKME

A curse, usually said when agitated or frustrated, similar to 'Damn.'

*After stepping on a painful, upward facing plug*

'FUCKME'

by HelenSaysHello August 21, 2009

fuckmook

A complete and total dumbass; a moron oblivious to their surroundings; one who is unable to grasp the obvious.

Derived from the character of Sheldon Sands in the film Once Upon a Time in Mexico.

I can't see, fuckmook, I have no eyes!

by Matthew May 10, 2004

Fuckmuppet

general insult

You're such a fuckmuppet!

by Jenfizor November 2, 2010