fussmuppet

One who is comically fussy, finnicky, nitpicky, etc.

My grandmother is a fussmuppet about table manners.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 19, 2008

fugmuppet

A combination of 'fucking ugly and 'muppet'

A particularely ugly child, most often pimped out to the media by their mothers who think they're god's gift to humanity despite the obvious fug factor.

Bindi Irwin (Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter's daughter) is one irritating, pimped out fugmuppet.

by Grimmlok November 28, 2007

fuckpuppet

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet

i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet

by AL March 12, 2003

Fuck Muppet

one who acts like nOOb; idiotic by nature; a chumpstain

Y'all a bunch of Fuck Muppets and retards, thinking the Eagles are going to win the SuperBowl this year.

by Mr Quigley April 27, 2007

fuck muppet

A varient of fuck monkey also a way of calling somebody stupid, but cooler.

Bob is such a fuck monkey.
Dammit, shut up John you fuck monkey!

by Super Balkan Warrior June 16, 2004

Fuck Muppet

An insult meant to beguile and confound. But ask yourself, if someone called you a fuck muppet, you'd probably feel confused and insulted.

Hey Tony, come here; get a load of this fuck muppet.

Hey, fuck muppet!

by Guy swordington June 6, 2019

Fuckuppet

When a fuppet fucks up it's a fuckuppet.

"Bob was always fuckuppeting, but then he was going out with a tarty fuppet"

by Groovy October 21, 2003