Brain Fuckler

A mythical creature that befuddles his unwitting victim by fuckling the shit out of their minds.

Sometimes, if I'm fast enough, I catch a glimpse of the Brain Fuckler, just fucklin' the shit out of everyone... and we don't even know it.

by Pizzozo February 14, 2008

Buckle your fuckle

When you buckle your fuckle, you’re getting ready for some shit to go down.

Bob: “Hey Jon, you better buckle your fuckle.”
Jon: “Why?”
Bob: “Some shit is about to go down.”

by Thecl June 2, 2018

fuckless fuck

An anticipated sexual romp, replete with all of the physiological signs, that winds up not being one at all.

It all started out on fire but then mysteriously fizzled into the fuckless fuck when we reached our destination.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019

Fuckleknuckle

A person who is, or is being, an equal mix of a Fuckstick and a Knuckle head

Hey Fuckleknuckle, get back over here! Don't you know you can't just go around acting like such an idiot.

by Whatcha thinking bout? July 8, 2011

fuckless wonder

A sad nickname for an aging person who has reached that final pathetic plateau when they can no longer fuck.

Let’s get outta here before that fuckless wonder over there comes over and tries to hustle us.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 28, 2019

fuckette

the female version of the word "fucker", sometimes known as the "fuckee"

Jill is a fuckette; she is a very promiscuous girl.

by jimbobjoe March 30, 2004

Fucknetic Alphabet

Similar to the Phonetic Alphabet but instead only rude words are used. To overcome accent or language barriers. Any commonly used swearwords are premitted;

e.g.

A - Arsehole
B - Bastard
C - C*nt
D - Dickhead

Dorris (80) phones interflora in Spain to get some flowers sent to her daughter who'se recently moved there.

Interflora: Sorry, can you repeat the last part of your post code again?

Dorris: Ok i'll spell it using the fucknetic alphabet. It's G for Gangbang. B for Bukkake. D for Dildo.

Interflora: Got it.

phonetic alphabet phonetic nato alphabet army alphabet whiskey tango foxtrot

by Cisco Dom August 3, 2011