conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Faskitate

To violently expel the contents of one's stomach through the mouth.

“I was stunned by that statement. I just faskitated in my mouth.”

by IB2 October 9, 2003

Fuckitude

A more precise way of indicating the quality of being fucked up within an object than to simply state that they're fucked up. Measured in °FU, or "degrees fucked up". 0°FU is the absolute minimum, indicating that the object is not fucked up. There is no known maximum of fuckitude; however, the world record for highest fuckitude is the event of George Bush becoming the President of the United States, which measured out into 1,024°FU.

Fuckitude rating of 2g1c: 74°FU

by Lee Godflesh January 5, 2009

Fuckita

Fuckita as in "fuck", with a -ita added. Pronounced "fuh-KEE-tah"

Used as a substitute for fuck.

When saying this around people who will get on your case for talking dirty, you usually hope to disguise the fact that you're swearing.

Which is lame.

Just do it.

Whut the fuckita?!

by Another Disposable Teen November 29, 2010

fuckmitten

1. A glove used when pleasuring oneself.
2. An annoying person.

Tib, you fuckmitten! Go use a fuckmitten on yourself!

by Madmarkus May 19, 2005

fuckstatic

feeling absolutely frigging fucking ecstatic about something.

I was absolutely fuckstatic when i found out that i haven't failed my maths test.

by willowwallow June 18, 2011

fuckitall

Expressing ones agony in one fell swoop w/o spaces.

Moot: OMG, I just lit my cat on fire accidentally, again.
Moot: Fuckitall
Moot: brb

by BillDooD June 13, 2006