Skip to main content

Fast And The Fuckheads

a group of kids (usually ricers) who drive up and down roads looking for a race, but have nothing to back it up with (besides decals and $9.99 Autozone mods.)

Inspired by the movie "The Fast And The Furious"
Who are The Fast And The Fuckheads trying to impress? Everyone knows he pulls 19s in his Civic, at best.
by ricky roma September 24, 2003
mugGet the Fast And The Fuckheads mug.

fake news fuckheads

45’s special pet name for news channel staffers who aired his absurd black Sharpie pen shitshow as he tried to legitimize a fake story he’d concocted that a portion of Alabama was in the path of Hurricane Dorian.
C’mon you fake news fuckheads, just lemme get this fake bullshit on the air for two minutes and then those Polacks will accept my whole cancellation story that I pulled outta my ass!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 5, 2019
mugGet the fake news fuckheads mug.

stupid nigger fuckhead

you
by ey das prety guud April 22, 2018
mugGet the stupid nigger fuckhead mug.

fuckhead

1) A person of shitty intelligence and/or judgment.
2) One whose head has been fucked repeatedly by a person, place, thing, or idea.
3) A widely-circulated fake video found on P2P file-sharing programs such as KaZaa featuring a balding fuckhead (definition #1) thrusting his cranium into a fake plastic vagina.
4) A penis or phallic object of some kind.
5) The president of the United States.
1) John is a stupid, hotdogging fuckhead.
2) Hip-hop music and an incident with a loaded shotgun has made John a fuckhead.
3) When John tried to emulate the fuckhead on his own girlfriend, he found it would not work.
4) Cindy started sucking my massive and beautiful fuckhead.
5) Fuckhead is not my president.
by BleezeMonkey August 9, 2003
mugGet the fuckhead mug.

Fuckered

Something is borderline FUBAR, but not quite.
That drift car is fuckered. It has obviously been drifted backwards into a wall.
by rotariesrgud September 30, 2019
mugGet the Fuckered mug.

plumb fuckered out

The exhausted feeling you have after having too much sex.
Nacho was plumb fuckered out after his long night of making love to his lady friend.
by Nacho Wolf February 15, 2013
mugGet the plumb fuckered out mug.

Fuckhead Syndrome

A Syndrome denoting one's overly zealous, overly attention-seeking, overly "jock"; ultimately "over-rated" behavior. First diagnosed in Hobart Tasmania (2005).
"Vossy you suffer a severe case of Fuckhead Syndrome"!

"Charles* I love you, but I can't have this baby if there's even the slightest possibility he might inherit the disorder?"

*Charles is a all-rounder family-man who enjoys a good book and a snuggle with his wife in front of an open wood-fire. Made famous by the controversial statement "Charles, shut the fuckup"!- Subsequently, a slander commonly used to offend those suffering FS.

Note: Charles, in the context of FS, is oven confused with Charles Anderson; a heavy-weight boxing champion In New York. Both Charles do however bear similar physical features (prominent belly, and menacing facial-profile), this often accounts for the confusion in Identity.
by Bosnian Homo November 10, 2008
mugGet the Fuckhead Syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email