fuckbang

another word for the act of sexual intercourse

Whoa! that was one hell of a fuckbang!

by Oz March 27, 2003

fuckbags

A text group of drunken firemen from the shoreline in Connecticut

Those fuckbags are at it again crashing a wedding at a local resort.

Those fuckbags keep sending unsolicited text messages to fellow firefighters.... (Ben)

by Bubba300 June 5, 2018

fuckbast

Scottish - Fuckbast is the word Buckfast transposed. Central region slang for the popular tonic wine brand 'Buckfast'.

A commonly held belief is that the number embossed on a Buckfast bottle denotes the sweetness of the contents. This is merely a batch number and is not an indication of the quality or sucrose level of the contents.

Right ya fanny, my bottles got a 2 on it so it's the sweetest Fuckbast ever man. Let's go to the park and sit on the swings. Aye man Falkirk Fear! Let's stamp some authority!

by ScottW April 27, 2006

Fucktensil

Any type of utensil used by females for masturbation or for assistance during sexual intercourse. These items include: kitchen utensils, mechanical tools, remote controls, video game controllers, etc.

Dude 1: "Dude, why does the remote smell so funky?"
Dude 2: "Oh, right... that's my girlfriend's fucktensil"
Dude 1: *drops remote* "Eeww dogg, you guys are fucking nasty..."

by Da Vin Chee December 22, 2009

Fuckbars

Derived from the German word "furchtbar", meaning frightful, simply because one or more individuals thought "furchtbar" sounded like, seriously or humerously, "fuckbars". Its current use has no relationship to the source word; it is used as an expression of disappointment or, occasionally, anger.

1. Aw fuckbars, the toilet is stopped up again.
2. Fuckbars! That hurt!

by Funny-German July 9, 2012

Case of the Fuckheads

n. used to refer to a transient episode of stupidity or incompetence. Usually, a subject afflicted with a Case of the Fuckheads, is not a fuckhead the rest of the time, though some people more susceptible to repeat infection. If the condition becomes permanent, the subject has developed Fuckhead Syndrome.

Jim had a Case of the Fuckheads yesterday, but today he's gotten much better.

Dont' talk to Susan right now. She's having a case of the fuckheads.

John's had a really stubborn case of the fuckheads recently. I'm starting to wonder if he's got Fuckhead Syndrome.

Sorry I forgot to pick you up from the airport yesterday. I was having a case of the fuckheads.

by Angla December 14, 2012

Fuckenstein

King of monstrously fucking up in a "you blew it dude" sorta way.

Your friend pisses himself trying to get some from a hot chick.

You say "Fuckenstein, you need a mop"

by Gothic April 29, 2005