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fuckballoon

1.) A condom.
2.) More specifically, a condom that has been inflated (usu. by mouth) and tied, thus becoming a balloon.
"We got a fuckballoon from the library bathroom dispenser, inflated it, and tossed it around in the street until, when Nik tried to catch it, it popped. He declared, loudly, that he'd just gotten the whole world pregnant."

"Sometimes I think Nik uses his skull to store used fuckballons in."
by Lurhstaap June 4, 2005
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fuckball

An "interesting" and unusual insult to someone you really hate.
"Fuck you, fuckball." Ray Barboni / Ray Bones (Dennis Farina) in Get Shorty (1995)
by solid_119 June 14, 2006
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Fuck Balls

FUCK BALLS!!! I stubed my toe.
by SamusFox March 31, 2003
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fuckbilly

In similarity to a fuckboy, a low working-class white person, especially a politically incorrect reactionary one, from a rural area who is an unsophisticated country person, possibly associated originally with the remote regions of the Appalachians and is the worst kind of guy, or at least one who represents the worst trends of the present moment. Simply put; a weak ass redneck, that ain't bout shit.
Look at that there fuckbilly up on that there hillside, boy, I say boy, he trying to be something he damn well isn't.
by ThatThereSonuvaBeach March 10, 2017
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fuckzall

The modification of a reciprocating saw (sawzall) into a fucking machine by attaching a dildo.
The contractor brought her to a crescendo of ecstasy with his fuckzall.
by moondoggi May 25, 2007
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fuckall

1. used to denote futility and or the low worth of an attempt
2. something which is worth all of one fuck, which is universally agreed to be less than two shits
Bobby was chatting up a girl at the pub but all of his effords did fuckall for getting him laid
by nando November 14, 2002
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Monkey Fuckball

When 2 or more people are trying to accomplish a task and failing spectacularly due to sheer incompetence. aka “two monkeys trying to fuck a football,”.
Those two guys putting that swingset together look like they are playing a game of monkey fuckball.
by Bobobzilla July 12, 2021
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