frusteratron

a miserible oldish man who is grumpy

look at Bob isn't he a frusteratron

by fussyballbag January 21, 2011

fruitella

A dutch candy, made from milk and fruit extracts.
They come in cube forms.
pronounced "frautella"

Hey , can you give a fruitella? i'm hungry as a mofo

by Scrpzr June 22, 2006

Con the fruiterer

A stereotype of a Greek person in Australian vernacular.
Originated on the television programme "The Comedy Company" - an overly ethnic Greek fruiterer, played by the actor Mark Mitchell. "Con the fruiterer's" most famous catchphrase is "Coupla days!"

"That bloody wog, hasn't learn a bit of English. Still speaks like bloody Con the fruiterer."

by William Richey November 13, 2003

Frusterbate

Masterbating out of total frustration.

I frusterbate because my boyfriend is erectilely challenged.

by Frusterbater March 24, 2011

Fruitery

The name of a fruit stand, specifically spoken by a Tiefling during a game of Dungeons and Dragons.

Pardon me, good Man. May i see your fruitery?

by xNerdProx August 4, 2016

Fruited Up

(a person) Looking or dressed as if they are going to participate in activities stereotypically associated with gay people.

A: Do you like what I'm wearing to starbucks?
B: You look absolutely fruited up babe.

by MonotoneWombat April 25, 2022

frusterbation

the act of lonely depressed jealous masturbation. This mainly occurs when you are angry/jealous that your buddy or roommate is the next room having audible sex, and you are left alone with the world wide web and a bottle of lotion

"i could hear them having the hottest loudest sex ever while i was alone playing Halo, and the girl he was with was freakin hot! ........ It kinda turned me on. So i got the laptop out and engaged in an intense frusterbation sesh. Im really lonely dude"

by digggzy February 16, 2010