Femstache

The dark har on some female's upper lip.

Female + moustache = femstache

Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!

by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

fagstache

A moustache worn by one of the fag persuasion, usually quite thin and always unshaved.

The mustache your friend tried to sport in 9th grade, consisting of approximately 11 hairs.

by Gary S January 24, 2005

feustache

Collective reference to the pubic hair in a person's crotch, especially when said pubic hair is well-groomed. Related to the word moustache.

Before wearing a Speedo, you should trim your feustache.

by ghetto blaster August 15, 2006

frosticles

The annoying layer of frosty icy stuff that develops on old and or previously semi-thawed ice cream.

Opening up a tub of seemingly tasty looking ice cream and... Oh Shit ‘Frosticles’... i guess i can eat around them (knowing full well that it’s still gonna taste like shit)

by 0ddjob February 21, 2011

Brostache

A term of endearment used to describe one's exceptionally close friends. In the event that one may make an absolutely obsurdly idiotic comment, it may be used in a mocking way; as to say that said person would never be a close friend of the accuser. This term was invented by Rhett Smith.

Brostache, did you just whitness that effing hyper-shred?

Yeah, good one brostache, The Locust are talented.

by Rhett Smith November 9, 2008

Femstache

A female mustache

Bitch, you need to go get that femstache above your lip waxed.

by Be_nik December 21, 2021

Frustache

(n) def. When a young, pre-pubescent boy and/or half-asian attempts to grow a mustache, only to be thwarted by their genealogical inability to grow any substantial amount of hair.

When was the last time you shaved, John?

5 weeks ago...

Damn son, and that's all the hair you can grow!? You be growing a frustache...

by tajomaru February 28, 2010