An amazing, enhanced version of that awful thing we refer to as the friendzone. The friendzone with benefits is when someone and their best friend (hopefully of the opposite gender) have benefits such as cuddling, making out, oral pleasure, and even sex. Possibly the greatest alternative to dating in the history of history.
Mark: "hey are you gonna date Katie or what?"
Josh: "HAHAHA I'm not an idiot. We're in the friendzone with benefits!"
Mark: "you clever basturd, josh."
Josh: "HAHAHA I'm not an idiot. We're in the friendzone with benefits!"
Mark: "you clever basturd, josh."
by MarshallTruck January 28, 2014
Get the Friendzone with benefits mug.A very serious condition that can alter the mood of someone who is single and a virgin, typically causing them to ditch their friend group for a girl that does not want them. Someone diagnosed with this syndrome is typically an asshole to their friend group of guys, because there's a lot of misplaced anger.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes
There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
—ignoring friends
—creating awkward silences
—getting pissed over minuscule problems
—not wanting to be around anyone else, except the girl they like
—the girl they like is NOT interested in them, therefore they feel bad. See friendzone.
—this becomes a cycle where the diagnosed take out their emotions on their friend group even though the friend group is totally innocent
—clearly violating the concept of Bros before hoes
There has been no developed cure, however symptoms seem to be alleviated when the guy and the girl become distant, since the relationship becomes nothing and the guy comes to terms with it.
by HowDoYouDoFellowKids September 27, 2017
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by anons15 March 14, 2019
Get the friendbook mug.When you're gay and you really like some guy (and you're not sure of his sexual orientation) and you end up being BFFs. You take the leap of faith and tell him and you get completely dumped. Worse than the friendzone because you don't just have zero chance, you have negative chance.
Person:
Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?
Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.
{true story}
Man, you hook up with that ambiguous-orientation boy you like yet?
Other Person:
Naw, I got gay friendzoned. I really thought he would be into me, we were such good friends.
{true story}
by wolfboy180 May 19, 2014
Get the gay friendzoned mug.Blue balls that you get after just being friendzoned by a girl who may or may not have been ontop of you at the time of the friendzoning.
Man, I was just about to get nailed by Christie, but then she saw my tiny cock and said we should just be friends. Now I have friendzone crotch!
by ooplesandbanoonoos August 18, 2012
Get the friendzone crotch mug.You're an average guy, nice, intelligent, funny, with great wit, you care about other people, whether they are strangers, friends or lovers. You try not to behave like a self-centered idiot and the last thing you would ever do is hurting a woman.
Do you match those criteria? Well if you do, you'll soon learn the definition of this word! Your crush will date a lousy self-centered prick and you'll have the honor to be the support shoulder when she realizes how bad he treats her and complains about how awful her life is, wondering why every guy she dates turns out to be a complete moron.
Do you match those criteria? Well if you do, you'll soon learn the definition of this word! Your crush will date a lousy self-centered prick and you'll have the honor to be the support shoulder when she realizes how bad he treats her and complains about how awful her life is, wondering why every guy she dates turns out to be a complete moron.
Getting friendzoned:
Her: "how you're such a sweetie you're nice and caring, you support me in my most difficult moments, but you know you're like a brother to me there's nooo way we can be more than friends but for me that's more important than lovers! <3"
You: ...
Guessing what your role will be as a friendzoned guy:
Her: "wow OMG I've met a really nice guy he got such an amazing car and he's sooo good-looking chiseled muscles and all he's swag plus he seems to reeaaally like me! <3"
You: ... ... ...
Her: "how you're such a sweetie you're nice and caring, you support me in my most difficult moments, but you know you're like a brother to me there's nooo way we can be more than friends but for me that's more important than lovers! <3"
You: ...
Guessing what your role will be as a friendzoned guy:
Her: "wow OMG I've met a really nice guy he got such an amazing car and he's sooo good-looking chiseled muscles and all he's swag plus he seems to reeaaally like me! <3"
You: ... ... ...
by Averagemonkey2441 June 3, 2013
Get the Friendzoned mug.dude1: I totally friend-zoned her, just couldn't be bothered with her anymore.
dude2: it sounds to me like you were the friendzonee.
dude2: it sounds to me like you were the friendzonee.
by 21Someoneelses March 9, 2013
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