Friendpocalypse

The removal of douche bags and tools from your FB friend list.

A mass unfriending of lame or fake friends from FB.

This can occur on a regular or irregular basis and can increase during political season.

I am tired of all these political posts from douchebags on my newsfeed . I think it is time for a good old fashioned friendpocalypse.

by lawndeen October 13, 2012

friendsick

1) Missing your best friends from home when away at college.

2) Homesick, but only for the people, not for actually being home.

I'm really friendsick right now, you should come visit me.

by Merete March 16, 2009

Friendwork

Like teamwork, but only really good friends are capable of completing a task and are able to call it "friend work". Usually results in a high-five.

Huh, I wonder why friendwork doesn't show up as a word on this document?

Friend One: Hey, can you hold the stake in the ground?

Friend Two: Yeah, no problem.

Friend One hammers stake into ground.

Friend Two: That was friendwork, right there.

*HIGH FIVE*

amp boy...

by WingustheDingus September 5, 2011

friendjack

Looking through the friends lists of your friends on Facebook to find people like that kid you barely knew in the third grade, just so you can pad your own friends list with them.

I can't believe Jeff friendjacked me. The only way he knows Denise is from that one time we all went to the hockey game together.

by tommco July 8, 2009

friendsickle

A casual friend who may be in your life for a short, undefined period of time. This type of friend may leave your life or "melt" like that of an icicle or might even stab you in the back like that of a regular sickle.

Oops, looks like that bear just attacked my friendsickle.

by JAcoBi44 January 21, 2011

friend lock

n. The situation in which a man waits too long to ask a girl out and she moves on to another guy, putting him in an immoveable friendship. This situation is almost always permanent.

J- "Hey man you've been looking upset lately. Did something happen with Katie?'

T- "No man, and that's the problem. I'm on friend lock!"

by Rock-ME-Hardplace March 6, 2010

friendjacker

When a new friend of yours in turn befriends one of your old friends and monopolizes his/her social schedule, effectively locking you out from that old friend.

She's a total friendjacker -- Magnus can't go biking with me because they are rock climbing AGAIN!

by Impunity October 9, 2008