black friday

a day kind of like the hunger games except with middle aged mothers fighting over stupid gifts they can buy online.

guy 1:how was black Friday
guy 2:It was awful,A stupid bitch threw a box of Twinkies at my head and some grandma ran me over with her shopping cart.

by 1-800retards united November 26, 2013

Fredophobia

An extreme prejudice against Italian people.

“Man, that guys fredophobia is showing”

“What do you expect, this is his first time in New York”

by James Mission December 24, 2019

Fridge Nazi

A person who is designated by administration at your place of work to clean out the refrigerator on a regular basis. This person sets up rules and regulations as to how they will discard "expired" food but rarely enforce the rules properly. It is believed the "expired" goods find a way into the Fridge Nazi's home after exterimination.

Ian - "Man, I had a frozen pizza in here last night and I marked my initials and date on it but now it's gone!"

Mark - "Fucking Fridge Nazi."

by 7O01 September 29, 2011

Fridge Coma

When you look in the fridge, find nothing appetizing to eat and just continue to stare blankly towards the back of the firdge in a coma like state as if something delicious will appear right before your very eyes.

Kid #1) bro whats in the fridge i got the munchies. Bro? Dudeeee????Whats in the fukin FRIDGE!!!!???

Kid #2) Sorry i was in a fridge coma, we don't got jack shit.

by Jerz973 July 9, 2010

Fridge Magnet Name

A term used to describe a person whose name resembles that of randomly jumbled fridge magnets. (Includes misspellings of common names)

Regularly named person 1: "Dude, have you met my friend *insert fridge magnet name*?"
Regularly named person 2: "Naa man, but that is a real fridge magnet name"

*Some example names would include: Jennavecia, Joshalyn, Rien, Journey, Adiana, Isabel, Lianna, Ayden, Zyler, Taj*

by harold_holt August 30, 2014

Friday Privilege

The privilege to beat your step twins as recompense for being with their mother.

Sorry, I'm late because I was finishing up my Friday privilege. Those red-headed kids wouldn't hold still.

by Quotes Farmer June 7, 2019

Friddleburger

A disease one may contract while living in the dorms at SDSU.

You look like shit RJ.
Yeah, I think that guy I hooked up with gave me the Friddleburger.

by NickFirato December 12, 2007