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French press

A three way with two french guys.
Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.
by Delic July 18, 2017
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When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.
"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017
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The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.
My buddy gave me a French Press as I was walking up the stairs.
by Absolutetruth April 9, 2019
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When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.
by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023
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When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.
Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.
by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023
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When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.
He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.
by Maniconwords December 31, 2024
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The French Press originated in Normandy, France and was popular among existensialist figures such as Camus and Sartre.

The sexual act, found to be highly pleasurable, begins with anal intercourse between a man and another biotic being, whether it be a man, woman, child or goat --any creature with an anus will do.

After the creature has taken a strong laxative (Nat-Lax TNT will do), the "pitcher" will fuck the "catcher" thouroghly in the ass until his urethra is fully packed with diarrhea. He then pulls out his cock and allows for the shit to harden in his urethra (this process can be accelerated by the use of a hair dryer). The partner proceeds to give him a gentle yet firm hand job, being sure to collect all the hardened shit as it is pressed out of the cock. Finally, the weiner poop (see: Scrotie McBoogerballs) is ground in a coffee grinder to a fine consistency and brewed, similar to a dark, rich French roast.

Suggested serving techniques include adding one tablespoon of cream or milk and a pinch of sugar. The resulting drink is then shared by all parties, often popular in bear-orgies where the tonic serves as a mild aphrodisiac.
No, me and the Mrs. employed The French Press last night and brewed some Asspresso. Would you like one cream or two?
by Joe and Cody September 29, 2010
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