french press

A masturbation technique where the "whacking" hand is turned backwards (thumb towards the balls, pinkie towards the head). While rubbing one out, you can also get a rigorous tricep workout.

I was doing the "french press" while watching this porno last night and my right tricep is looking ripped today.

by TeddySD March 18, 2007

french press

another's ejactulation upon one's face

Damn! I french pressed that bitch last night!

by G Money Millionaire October 31, 2003

french press

verb. The French Press is a two person, nasty sexual move, where one of the participants is propped upside down on their upper back, shoulders, and arms. A second nasty mo-fo injects the other with an anal surprise of coffee coffee enema, then the second player inserts his penis, or extra large dildo in the anus. When the throbbing grissle is removed the coffee pours out onto the floor.

Hey Cynthia let's go get a tarp and some Starbucks and do a French press at your grandma's house.

by WKF November 17, 2007

Durr burger French press

So basically you shit into someone’s mouth then you soak your balls in hot chocolate and put them in there eyes.

Last night I performed the Durr Burger French press.

by Sexy licking January 13, 2022

French press

A three way with two french guys.

Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.

by Delic July 18, 2017

French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024

French Press

When you show up to an ice rink with a boner, then pretend to not know how to ice skate and intentionally grab women from behind and pull them down to fall on your boner.

Im heading to union square for a little French Press at the Christmas tree lighting.

by Bukkake de beppo November 15, 2023