Fell Asleep in the Shower

An excuse guys use when they are in the shower for a long time because they are jerking off.

Wife: You took a long time in the bathroom to get ready this morning.
Husband: I was real tired and had trouble waking up. I fell asleep in the shower.

by barcelonaIV April 12, 2015

Smart Fella

The Opposite of a Fart Smella

You're either a Smart Fella or a Fart Smella

by Wakattackius the devourer September 29, 2021

Russian Fellatio

A blowjob with a mouthful of piss and shit

Did you hear that Hannah has mastered the Russian Fellatio?
Yeah I did, Scott is in for a surprise.

by Colby_Jaque October 17, 2021

Fell off a Truck

Was stolen, lifted, burgled, etc.

"Where did you get that expensive new V.C.R. and Bicycle?"

"They fell off a truck."

by Branduff January 16, 2009

fell from grace

If you fall from grace, you do something that results in a loss of respect and support, especially among those who influence your life or career.

to relapse into sin or disfavor.

to lose favor; be discredited

# The company's vice-president was expected to take over the company until he fell from grace after being arrested for stealing company funds.

# It's been sad watching so many athletes fall from grace and have their records deleted from the record books for taking performance-enhancing drugs like steroids.

# He fell from grace when the boss found out he had lied.

by alyery June 10, 2009

fellationeer

A pioneer in the art of giving fellatio.

Dude, that swamp donkey was such a fellationeer.

by Skurn on the Cob February 4, 2007

fell in the krispy

When a once hot girl gets fat. Possibly from eating too many donuts.

Juan: You remember that hot girl from high school?

Bigman: Yea

Juan: Well, she isn't anymore. She fell in the krispy

by spankdaddy June 23, 2011