free agent

The New 'adventure game' from LucasArts Starring Spaff.

Spaff is starring in 'Free Agent' from LucasArts

by jon January 27, 2004

Free Agent Fuck

First sexual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. Done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time pass to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.

"My old gal-pal Bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. Don't think she's looking for a relationship though. She just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her Free Agent Fuck."

by Zarathud September 10, 2012

Free Agent

Something ryan says to dylan in the game The Quarry, when asked whether or not he has a boyfriend

Dylan: “girlfriend?”
Ryan: “uhhh, not exactly.”
Dylan: “boyfriend?”
Ryan: “free agent.”

by Quarryy October 1, 2022

Free Agent

As long as you don't have a duo q, you are considered a free agent

dang do you think he is a Free Agent? I've been looking for someone.

by freeagentcreator September 17, 2023

free agent

When a boy or a girl is single

trey: ‘yoo she’s been a free agent for a while’
“that girl posted saying she’s a free agent after the feud with her boyfriend”

by ❤️💓~🎀 J’lexis May 12, 2024

freakentosh

your a fucking freak

sprex saw massive dick and was slapped with it and yelled "your a freakentosh"

by sprextheex December 8, 2020

freakentosh

your a fucking freak

BRO your a freakentosh for ejaculating all over my face sprex said

by sprextheex December 8, 2020