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48 hour freakout

The freak-out one receives within 48 hours of school starting.
Guy: Dude fuck man, I got a 4 page essay for tomorrow on the first day of school. I hate school so much i think I'm going to move to Canada.

Guy2: No dude relax, its just the 48 hour freakout.
by Sir Tokesalot August 26, 2009
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Four Freakout

The insuing lunacy one feels after drinking two Four Lokos and smoking two bowls of marijuana.
Susan: Brad why did you try to present your penis to me last night?
Brad: Sorry Susan, but I was in the middle of a Four Freakout, I couldn't control myself.
by jedimasterholt November 16, 2010
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Ecstasy Cry Freakout

When you get high on ecstasy with your friends, find yourself in a backyard gnome garden and fuck your best friends girlfriend. He finds you both, has a giant cry-freakout and runs away making unintelligible weep noises of agony.
We were all having a good time, until he had his Ecstasy Cry Freakout.
by Kootsiak September 20, 2014
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Deliberate Freakout

A deliberate Freakout is planned. When life gets to be too much, you plan to cut loose and get wild, most often with a friend. Those who choose to participate know that things could get out of hand.
My mom has been sick lately and I can't deal with so my friend, Ben and I are planning a deliberate freakout next weekend. It's gonna get wild!
by Weird Gonzo June 21, 2022
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Mini-Freakout

A 'Mini-Freakout' is the unsuccessful, near orgasm state of a severely drunken male receiving fellatio from his female partner.

Similar to multiple-orgasms, one can have multiple mini-freakouts. Most multiple mini-freakout occurrences have been known to yield precisely three mini-freakouts back-to-back. It is found that the three symbolizes the holy trinity of Christ found in one, or both partners. The father, represented by the male, the son represented by the impending semen ejaculation and the holy ghost represented by the mini-freakout itself, or as it is also known, 'ghost' semen.

A mini-freakout typically results in the male partner receiving bitter, short responses from his female counterpart for 30 minutes following the mini-freakout or as reported in some cases, a lifetime of atonement.
"Hey man, I was getting blowies but I was blasted on Stoli Gold. I went thrice mini-freakout and felt the hand of God stopping me from releasing my seed pre-marriage!"

"Was it a mini-freakout or a case of the Dry Click?"
by Mini-Freakout-Master January 23, 2013
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full-frontal freakout

noun; a particularly extreme psychological or emotional reaction to a situation
"When Karen caught me macking on her best friend, she tore me a new one in front of everybody at the club. Crying, screaming, throwing shit: you know, the full-frontal freakout."
by stickyshift May 22, 2006
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When Jake Paul makes a new video.
You: watching Youtube

You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#
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