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gratuitous violence

Fighting over how much to tip the waiter/waitress. Also fighting between servers over the tip itself.
"Lunch went well, except for the decision on how much to tip, which erupted into gratuitous violence."
by onasphere August 16, 2009
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gratuitous intensive

Using vulgarity to intensify one's speech for no real reason or purpose.
Hey, teacher, how the fuck are you?
how dare you swear at me?
I didn't; I merely employed use of the gratuitous intensive. It's called, "colloquial expression," bitch! NOW I've sworn at you, you old cunt!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 6, 2012
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Gratuitous Fett

Elevation to demigod status of a minor, insignificant character in a movie or series.
"Hey man, what do you think of that show Agents of Shield?"
"I think it's cool, but there's too much gratuitous Fett going on with Coulson."
by Fraq May 20, 2014
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Fortuitous

/see also fortuity. This serves as reference to the story “Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland,” by Lewis Carroll, during the Mad Hatter’s Tea Party. The word “fortuity” means “four-to-a-tea,” which sums similar things up. Fortuitous is everyone for tea: connectivity, inclusivity. All for tea unless your tea sours the whole bunch.
It was rather fortuitous that Odd needed water and Even needed fabric, as this helped them both through the storm.
by MichyLaMichy May 27, 2022
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fortuitous bust

When your NFL team loses a playoff game to its most annoying division rival, because of one brilliant defensive play which stumped your incredible offense.
It was a fortuitous bust that the Seahawks stopped the Rams at the goal line in the 2025 NFC Championship Game.
by britishmetric144 February 4, 2026
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