fracking the bowels

The act of inserting water into a person’s anus prior to having unexpected ass sex with them while their bowels are still full of water.

Dave was such a tree hugging hippie that I decided to give him an enema and mount him before he could expel the water figuring Dave May actually enjoy fracking the bowels.

by RBAK December 12, 2016

crack fracking

Fingering someone's bum until they fart.

1. Matt crack fracked Brett last night.

2. Janet loves crack fracking. She extracted my gases last night by fracking my crack.

by broberra July 5, 2018

Franking out

To freak out at an extreme level with either uncontrollable convolutions or hand gestures. To Frank out you must go beyond the level of freak out and use random words and noises that do not make any sense and also move hands and body in an uncontrollable manner, much like an individual with Touretts syndrome having a tick.

When Jen found out the love of her life was coming to the party she started franking out.

by G.Keiz July 31, 2007

Fracking

A new way of extracting oil from shale deposits via hydraulic fracturing. Unfortunately whoever came up with the name never saw Battlestar Galactica.

Have you heard about the fracking they're doing for oil? I don't think prices are high enough for me to start fracking people for it.

by WarHighlander March 9, 2011

frankin it

failin your drivers test multiple times then not schedualing it for 3 months

yo man did you get your license?
nahh man im frankin it

by hollaaa back shawwty April 11, 2009

frating

The term used to describe the relationship between two friends, who like each other MORE than friends, but aren't quite to the dating stage yet.

NOT friends with benefits.

"Hey, are those two dating?" -Lizzie

"Not yet. Right now they're just frating." -Justine

by lovebug101 May 11, 2010

frankinpussy

A deformed and odd looking vagina as a result of a recent botched trans-gender surgical procedure.

Dude, how was that trannie in the sack?

Things were great until I got in her pants....that was the freakiest frankinpussy I have ever seen!

by Websters Part Deux June 10, 2011