farfrompoopen

A situation in which nature calls for you to visit the bathroom, yet you cannot perform the act of defecation.

Typically, one simply sits on the toilet until giving up or the phone rings.

"After that spicy meal, I had to poop but I was just farfrompoopen!

by asdf2012 November 7, 2013

Farfidinkle

an act of sitting on the ground and playing in feces. Most commonly used as an insult.

Your mom took part in a farfidinkle at the county park!

You smell as if you took part in a farfidinkle!

Why don't you go over to the corner, defecate, and then have yourself a merry little farfidinkle!

Can also be used as a verb: You've been behaving so badly that you might as well just farfidink in front of everyone!

by Sam Fish January 4, 2008

flarfignugen

An exclamatory remark. It can also be used to replace almost any word. It is a very flexible word.

When you get run over by a car you can exclaim; flarfignugen that really hurt.

by David Flarfignugen December 28, 2008

Bare Fraff

Chatting shit

that boy chats bare fraff

by Dean Fenner May 2, 2013

farfing

Farting and barfing at the same time. Usually happens when drunk.

Man, Chris was so drunk last night. All I remember after the second bottle of Jager was him farfing in the toilet!

by Kim Thorne May 15, 2008

flarfle

to swiftfully flip a titty from the underside to an unsuspected victim. if done to one holding said blunt the flarfler will then be penalized and skipped that time in the rotation. flarfling girls is FAIR GAME!

yo i flarfled the shit outta that bitch. her titty was flip floppin yeee dig

by s.twink/jdub October 15, 2010

Fraff

Fraff is when someone is talking rubbish . Fraff also has a scale which is measured Knots

dan said " stop talking Fraff" jo said "yeah mate you must of hit at least 12 knots just then"

by dannytbrapbraponthe1time June 11, 2009