Fapstercake

To ice a cake, cupcake etc. with seamen by ejaculating onto the baked good of choice.

John fapstercaked the cupcakes after he baked them.

by Le noob August 13, 2012

Fapster

1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.

Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016

Fapster

A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

by Bacon_Lover September 25, 2011

fapster

A fapster is a fapper and hipster; someone who loves nerd stuff but eats vegan and is way smarter/more intellectual than you.

That guy on the apple commercials, not the PC one, he seems like a real fapster.

by HotKarlito August 18, 2008

Fripster

A Fratty-Hipster. Recent trend in liberal colleges of fraternities being composed of hipsters who use terms like brahh and play beer bong ironically thinking they're superior to other frats. Fucking fuck boys ain't shit.

Brahh!!!! I RESPECT YOUR CLEVER LITERARY DEVICE CORRECTIONS YOUR FRIPSTER GAME IS ON FLEEK!!!!!

by TrebekizFake June 5, 2016

fragster

the most badass chigger in town. enjoys cake and busting faces.

omg, fragster just ate a whole jamaican ginger cake before busting mike tyson's face

by Daz February 22, 2004

frapsteak boogie

The act of sexual congress, usually with respect to an encounter of a casual nature. The term "frapsteak" is believed to make reference to Dr. Emilius J. Frap, renown Diesel Fitter from Bratislava, Slovakia. The penis is the "frapsteak" and the boogie is, well, the boogie.

I was doing the frapsteak boogie with this nasty chick at our house.

I sincerely hope to be doing the frapsteak boogie this evening.

It's o.k., stewardess, I do the frapsteak boogie.

by Col. Raul "Bat" Guano December 20, 2007