Fandango

Trying hard to be cool, in an ostentatioius or overly obvious way, usually with style of dress but also can include mannerisms or behavior.

Man, look at the fandango outfit that he's wearing -- it's pathetic. Did he have to go for the sequins, too?

by Golf maven May 7, 2005

Fandango Commercial Murder Rage

The desire to murder the creators of the Fandango movie commercials, wasting important time in a person's movie-going experience and wishing they had spent their money somewhere else.

I had a good 20 minutes of commercials at the movies last night, I almost went into a Fandango Commercial Murder Rage.

by Stuntmanjd October 4, 2009

fandango

Provokative spanish courtship dance for a man and woman

We skipped the light Fandango and turned cartwheels....

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

horseshoe fandango

After the Great Ban of June 2006 on the Weebls-Stuff Forums, this was a word that, whenever used in the Cheese Bin, everyone not banned would pretend it was a funny joke made during the sentence of the banned forumites in order to make them feel left out.

Mr Salek: Hey guys, remember Horseshoe Fandango?
Other forumite: Lol! That was so funny!

by Mr Salek June 29, 2006

creamy fandango

when two willing males bust a load into a camals mouth, then the camal spits the load onto the face of a midget in an ostrich costume whilst all participants shout the word "fandango!"

i heard wee man is going to partake in a "creamy fandango" in jack ass 4

by poonjob March 31, 2011

Fandangoed

Someone who is mad, or has consumed too much alcohol.

He has been out watching the footy all day 'He's Fandangoed!'

by Shortyrach December 5, 2013

funky fandango

To engage in the intimate act of sexual intercourse with a loved one(preferably not a relation).

Shit son, I danced the funky fandango with that bitch all night long, awww-yeaaa!!

Or

Yes baby, lets dance the funky fandango on this beautiful night under the pale moonlight.

by Mr. Alan April 25, 2006