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fossildick

Elderly men who flirt with and/or try to hook up with women 23 and younger.

Old men who want to date young women.
Yuck, that nasty 'fossildick' keeps staring at me. I heard he followed you around last night and tried to get your phone number.
by J-doll September 9, 2008
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fossilize

Verb: to defecate or take a shit; to poop
"Man, I just ate that taco bell, now I need to fossilize, on the real."
by Leemz May 21, 2008
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fossil dad

A father age 45+ when a child is born. A fossil dad is usually unable to play with his kids due to physical limitations brought upon by advanced age. Fossil dads combine the grumpiness, intolerance, and ignorance of today's price levels of a grandparent with the lack of understanding of a regular-age dad. Infrequently spotted with fossil moms.

There are two types of fossil dads:

1) The most common by far are dads who had children with Mom 1 on a normal schedule, then shacked up with younger Mom 2 who wanted her own kids and found himself awake at 3am cleaning poop off his sleeve for the first time in 20 years.

2) Less common are the first-timers who, for reasons of religious commitment or other strictures took a little extra time to find "the right woman for him."
Kevin Costner is a famous fossil dad with the resources to buy his way out of definition #1 above.
by Awnlooker May 14, 2010
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Fossilguard

A senior lifeguard in Rockaway Beach that has stuck around so long he could be the father of the new summer guards.
Look at that fossilguard he can still get out there.
Put that fossilguard out to pasture down on 73, he's done!
by Tranquilooo November 21, 2016
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fossilosophy

When you think you've discovered an idea that is really wise and original but it turns out to have been around for a long time.
Person 1: "I've recently decided that my religion is kindness"
Person 2: "I think that might be a fossilosophy"
by Golp December 17, 2016
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Fossil Ridge High School

A 9-12th grade school, full of white kids who think they’re in a gang. Located in Fort Collins, Colorado. They have what other schools chant “daddy’s money” at sporting events. They aren’t wrong. On a scale of one to ten the average rating is fucking horrible. I watched some kid take a shit on the gym floor.
by Vladimir bootin December 16, 2020
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Cheek Fossil

when a kid shits their pants and then sits down, pressing it between their ass-crack and the chair creating a casting of their crack
my son shit his pants at the park and then went down the slide, creating a cheek fossil
by cosmic charlie December 5, 2012
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