flopportunity

Any occasion during a period of long/strenuous labors when it is possible to "crash for a few".

Collecting returnables is heavy arduous work, and so I always try to take any flopportunity I can get throughout the day.

by QuacksO July 13, 2020

Flipportunity

The opportunity to purchase real estate and sell it for a profit.

Man - I saw a great flipportunity on Zillow.

Realtor- Don't be shocked if that place doesn't really exist, zillow is the craplord of real estate information aggregates.

by Mateo Realtor May 3, 2014

Poopportunity

1) the moment in a public restroom when you have to poop and you have the restroom to yourself
2) making money, or creating a business centered around poop

1) My poopportunity was ruined when I heard someone open the restroom door!
2) Squatty Potty and Poo-Pouri are two we’ll know pooportunities, but did you hear about the lady in Maine making Turdy people out of moose poop? Everyone is getting in on the poopportunity train!

by Brunette Barby October 25, 2018

Poopportunity

The opportunity to poop.

If I hadn't kept you awake, you would have missed your poopportunity

by Shea Hey January 9, 2019

Poopportunity

When you are given an unexpected opportunity to poop.

Walking into the school's empty washroom, I was pleasantly surprised the the poopportunity as I had been in dire need all day.

by TeacherAF April 18, 2019

Fapportunity

A moment during a media experience when the viewer is propted to masturbate. I.E. a gratuitous movie scene or a video game gesture that pauses perfectly.

Finding the model viewer mode in Arkham Asylum proved to be a lovely fapportunity.

by SEANR0CKS June 6, 2019

Fapportunity

its The small window of time when all the factors become available for a person to finish a quick round of masturbation.

I missed the Fapportunity yesterday when no one was home...

by Musabisama August 12, 2019