foon

1. The spork's illegitimate cousin.

2. A fork left in the microwave too long and ends up curved. :(
When the fork and the spoon united, the spork and foon were created!
by Sporkmasta January 11, 2005
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foon

The combination of a spoon and a fork; the alternative word to "spork."
I like eating my food with a foon, because it's fun!
by Maddsilicious April 25, 2011
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Foone

doesnt have a meaning its just and insult.
person 1: “stfu u foone

person 2: “damn daddy no need to slur me out like that”
by ilovelukas December 03, 2022
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foon

a fart and a moon together. in order to really be a true foon, you have to put your bare ass close to someones face and fart. it just great.
Before my sister woke up this morning, i snuck into her room and bare ass farted right in her face to wake her up. it was quite a foon! thats right, i fooned her good! then i got kicked in the nuts.
by Chocolate bardonkey September 16, 2008
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Foon(noun)
Fooning (verb) A person in a posed, stationary position that gives the impression the individual is running and caught in mid-stride, but looks fakey on purpose. Useful for taking pictures of the person posing in front of many different famous landmarks.
Jake got his camera ready and the three of us began fooning in front of the Mona Lisa.
by Foonmaster October 07, 2003
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foon

noun
means the same as fork, a term used to confuse people when asking for a spork
also: what yopu call your spork if you're going to eat something liquid with it. (ie: use it's spoon-ish atributes rather than it's forkish ones)
"can you hand me a foon, please?"
"a what?!"
by MooingPlatypus November 14, 2004
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(combination of fool and goon)-An unnaturally tall, unintelligent, and uncoordinated person with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop of hair. Usually mows lawns (and does a crappy job).
The epitome of foon..... you know who you are
by Jeff Fatha June 04, 2005
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