foon 

(combination of fool and goon)-An unnaturally tall, unintelligent, and uncoordinated person with a giant mutated tooth and a dirty mop of hair. Usually mows lawns (and does a crappy job).

The epitome of foon..... you know who you are

foon by Jeff Fatha June 10, 2005

Foon 

nuff said

i just got fooned

Foon by Audi820504 April 15, 2010

foon 

A foon is an intelligent-seeming fool, plonker, or wally. Probably short for buffoon.

'ere lads, this foon sent me 'arfway cross de Pewl on account of 'is giving me the wrong omnibus number.

foon by T. AshPewl July 10, 2007

foon 

foon (n.)- see spork

Alli and I lifted our foons in celebration that the aliens would no longer attack Idaho.

foon by DanieDancer04 August 29, 2003

foon 

foon
v. fooned, foon-ing, foons
To fuck (have sexual intercourse) followed immediately by the act of spooning

After the party my girlfriend and I went back to her place for some intense fooning.

Saw you with that red head last night bet you fooned her good didn't you?

foon by Bonbo January 6, 2007

Foon 

(verb) Sexual practice. Found amoungst hetero/swinger communities in Japan, Bangkok and Paris. Fooning is believed to have originated in rural Japan, and spread to Paris via Toyama, Osaka and Bangkok.
Fooning is currently an underground activity, with at least 3 fooning clubs currently active in Paris. Foodstuffs are often encorporated: in Paris, quiche is prefered, though other regions have local specialities.
Typically performed outdoors: indoor fooning is perfectly possible, but foon culture tends to deem it inferior.
Some homosexual adaptations homofoon have been reported, though not confirmed.

They fooned under the stars all night long, and life would never be the same.

Foon by FoonQueen August 8, 2005

Foon 

1. A derogatory word, usually in the place of 'f**k'.
2. An idiot, or numbskull.

1. Foon you!
2. What a stupid foon. He's so dumb!

Foon by Foon guy December 9, 2003