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Fooling Someone

I swear, Practical Joke is the same as fooling someone!
by roflmywafflestatus April 27, 2006
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Famous footlong

The famous foot long originates from the pedophile from subway. It means jared’s long penis he used to rape kids
You got raped by a famous footlong
by NOSH22GAMING February 8, 2019
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Wal-Mart Footlong

The act of wrapping your penis in saran wrap and having sex with your partner.
Dude, I forgot to buy condoms at the store today, so when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Wal-Mart Footlong.
by ScrufferNutter March 16, 2017
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footlong larry

a male with an abnormally large penis. usually admired by his fellow male classmates, and yearned for by his female ones.
lisa: "last night i slept with this amazing guy"
amanda: "oh really?"
lisa: "yeah but he was no footlong larry."
by tufanda October 15, 2008
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fooling around

Three definitions:

1. Mock fighting or wrestling, horseplay, slapping, or grab-assing, usually indulged in by immature boys.

2. Adults who evade work responsibility by indulging in tomfoolery or idle socializing when there is work to be done.

3. Current euphemism for "have sex," having replaced "make love" about 25-30 years ago. "Fooling around" connotes sexual foreplay which may or may not lead to deliberate intercourse depending on the couple's tradition and current opportunity.

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1-"Boys, if you don't stop that fooling around back there, I'm gonna turn this van around and we'll all go home."

2-"The phone was ringing, and where were the front-office employees? In the break room, fooling around as usual."

3-"There's nothing on TV and the kids are asleep. Feel like fooling around?"
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by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010
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Suck my 5 dollar footlong

1.Used when other comebacks just won`t work.

2.Used when playing video games to show your dominance.
Bill: Pwned Nub choke on my throat yogurt you cum dumpster.


Fred: I might suck but yo momma suck my 5 dollar footlong.


Everyone else: Ohhhhhh...yo momma fight!
by Barkley-von-snouser October 3, 2008
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Five Dollar Footlong

1) Subway's deal, getting a footlong sandwich for $5
2) Its in my pants. Nuff Said.
LAUREN CONRAD: OMG this Five Dollar Footlong is so delicious and juicy
AUDRINA PARTRIGE: And big enough for us to share!
by Rowdy_801 February 28, 2009
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