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hair fondue

Sperm in ladies hair-do
Meant to shoot one over the bow

Hair fondue instead
by Tonythetiler January 7, 2019
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Foreskin Fondue

The cheesy warm relish that lines the inside of an uncircumcised male's foreskin
Karen was excited to finally give her new boyfriend Todd a blow job but as she headed towards his groin she noticed a feint odour and a cheese like substance in the end of his uncircumcised dick. Karen's excitement turned to horror at the sight of his Foreskin Fondue
by Fozzie's Bear May 26, 2019
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Backdoor Fondue

A delicacy, Backdoor Fondue involves pouring warm melted cheese into your partners butthole. (Or waiting for a string cheese stick to melt after insertion.) After a full pour you proceed to eat said cheese out of your partners orfice. (Prefferably with lunch/exotic meats, sinks well with a slice of salami.)
Bro I was so excited last night my girlfriend asked me if we could have Backdoor Fondue for dinner.
by NaniwaSama December 16, 2022
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Fondue Shrimp

A sexual act where following on from missionary positioned sex, the man ejaculates on to the female's clitoris and then licks it off. Nom!
We skipped foreplay, lets fondue shrimp.
by Teapot 1 November 9, 2014
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Fondue straw

Sithead gave Eric a fondue straw last night.
by Jr. Floperator July 11, 2017
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fondudeing

Fondudeing is when guys get together for the sole purpose of fonduing together. The act of fonduing, considered to be at best a co-ed event is the gayest thing a group of guys could do with each other short of a blowjob contest.
Hey, I'm still recovering from my rectal prolapse...think we should get together tonight and do something really gay? I've got it...fondudeing!!
by TheRichfielder November 6, 2010
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Fredericton Fondue

In New Brunswick the male squeezes Cheese Whiz, or another brand of processed cheese spread, into the females rectum. When the cheese has had enough time to warm to body temperature the penis is inserted into the cheese-filled rectum and removed. At this time the cheese-penis is offered to the female and family pets. Not to be confused with the Moncton Mocha-chino.
Last of the Cheese Whiz. Fredericton Fondue tonight?
by Noisy as Dry Buggery September 21, 2010
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