Fasterbate

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.

Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.

by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011

fasterbate

fas-ter-bate (n)
to refrain from masterbation (in any form) over an indefinate period of time, usually for the purpose of building anticipation of ones next masterbatorial or sexual experience, and to increase ones personal pleasure thereof

I was tired of not feeling anything when my girlfriend blew me, so I fasterbated for a month. When I came she almost drownded. Shit was so cash.

by Zing Zing Zingbah August 19, 2011

Fasterbate

When you wanna masturbate but you're in a rush, so you have to masturbate really fast so you can achieve orgasm quickly.

Lewis: shit I wanna masturbate but my parents are home in two minutes

John: Better fasterbate then

by Lucosa April 12, 2017

futerbate

(v.) To have sex in the car.

Yeah me and my boy were futerbating last night.

by Hajabajoobi August 31, 2003

footurbate

The act of rubbing your own feet.

My feet are killing me. I'm going to have to footurbate.

by Jim McMaster November 1, 2007

fingerbate

The act of being immersed in one's phone; flipping mindlessly through dating apps, social media, youtube, etc. While ignoring physical 'real life' human company or one's internal thoughts.

With a lull in the conversation, Sarah started to fingerbate to avoid that awkward silence feeling.

After they had ordered their food, the group of friends pulled out their phones and preceded to fingerbate.

by stop go man April 24, 2018

Fasterbate

When someone knocks on the bathroom door thinking you are taking a shit when you are jacking off instead. You hurry up because you know they are waiting to use the bathroom.

Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.

by xanadude313 September 7, 2019