State Farm Sucks

Publicly expressing outrage at a corporate entity that has ripped you off or has committed some other heinous offense. "Calling a Company Out" in public. Outing a corporation for fraudulent, bad acts or policy. Setting up a website for the purpose of exposing the bad acts of the corporation. Engaging in a Marketing Campaign in order to publicize (and shame) the bad company. Approximately equivalent to "going postal" on a corporation, only in a digital manner. Also, see "STATEFARMSUCKS". Phrase came into popular use in 2009-2010, after a widow & two little girls publicized their horrendous experience with State Farm Insurance. See "STATE FARM SUCKS" Website.

Wow, xxx-Mart has horrible customer service! I'm going to pull a "State Farm Sucks" on them! *OR* If these Insurance A-Holes don't get with it & fix my car, I'm going to go "State Farm Sucks" on them.

by intangibleassets May 1, 2010

farm cred

The rural counterpoint to "Street Cred," this term refers to respect earned in the organic farming and sustainable farming spheres.

She built up her farm cred by joining the board of the local CSA.

by AuntBetty January 1, 2009

Farming IND

Where people are taken against their will and forced to take experimental drugs.

The drug Lords wanted to test out their new merchandise and used Farming IND to do it.

by Too hot too handle 🔥🔥🔥 June 21, 2021

farmers league

a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.

man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.

by soepicchill May 23, 2023

farmed

When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.

The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."

by Quasi-Realistic Dude September 8, 2013

you fight like a dairy farmer

The best insult EVER CREATED.

Spawned from The Secret Of Monkey Island, this insult is best used when lashed upon an unwitting fencing companion and/or pirate

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow"

by Memma June 23, 2004

Farmer Joe

A dead leg caused by a knee kick. When a person kicks you in the side of the upper thigh using their knee, causing you to feel immense pain and suffering. The target may collapse and limp for the rest of the day.

Aww man Ben gave me such a farmer joe last night. I couldn't even walk.

by benmcm1994 January 22, 2021