flying squirrel

you perform a flying squirrel by stretching out your scrotum upwards over your penis, and just let the head of your penis show. you pinch the bottom of the scrotum on either side with your thumbs and forefingers (carefully, please!) and pull it upwards. Your balls form the squirrel's back legs, and your pinched ends form the front legs. The membrane of your scrotum resembles the flaps of the majestic flying squirrel. The head of the penis is the head of the squirrel, of course.!
"The majestic flying squirrel is a glorius creature indeed, and quite a stunt to pull off, as it were."
by Laurabelleblue August 29, 2006
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flying squirrel

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle
I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.
by Anonymous4 July 19, 2006
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flying squirrel

When you are cut off from the trail snowboarding and CRASH! into a tree.
At Dodge Ridge Odis cut Megan off the trail and she did a flying squirrel into a pine tree.
by Odis DeHart February 28, 2007
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The Flying Squirrel

This is the greatest Asian sex move of all time. Essentially it is a standing 69. Using gravity boots, the female hangs upside down (lowered to the appropriate level or the male can stand on a stool) and the male does his business. The male then leaves the female to get herself down. For added spice, one can make it difficult, i.e. ejaculate in her face.
Your mom and I did the flying squirrel, and afterwords I jizzed in her face.
by Pina Slicker March 18, 2010
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flying squirrel

An issult, similar to a moon, but done with the scrotum. A person grabs his scrotum at to spots near the bottom, pulls his sack flat, and starts flying around.
Brett dropped his pants and gave the bitch da flying squirrel.
by Hang Low Saxon January 12, 2004
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flying squirrel

A counter-rape tactic, in which the victim lies in wait in a spiderman-style pose, arms and legs spread, on the ceiling (on the underside of the top bunk of a bunkbed, etc.) above the rapist's bed. When the rapist returns to his/her sleeping area the victim lets out a battle cry and drops from the ceiling like a flying squirrel. Counter-rape ensues.
Anna always said that if someone raped her, she would flying squirrel their ass.
by gingerscholarbusinessman December 22, 2009
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flying squirrel

lay the diry whore on your bed jump off a counter with your legs extended and arms out then jump on the bitch and start poundin on her vagina then nibble on her tits like its nuts
I gave the bitch the flying squirrel broke her bed though.
by Sosa69 February 05, 2008
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